do you ever experience such excruciating and relentless pain that you reach the Nothing is Real, the Mind is a Construct pain threshold and can kill a man with your gay baby hands

thoodleoo:

honestly one of the most amazing things about sappho is that even after a good 2500 years she’s still one of the most relatable poets to ever live with such smash hits as “I’m Too Gay To Work,” “I’m So Gay I’m Gonna Die,” and “@Aphrodite Bitch Are You Gonna Help Me Get A GF Or Not”

http://snarkmodeactivate.tumblr.com/post/165950393961/audio_player_iframe/snarkmodeactivate/tumblr_owt03lxiBS1r0j0i7?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_owt03lxiBS1r0j0i7o1.mp3

wizardtwins:

the boys reflect on their early podcasting days through song

me, a lowly pizza delivery driver: it’s sunday in utah work should be slow

football: h-hewwo???

finally got around to sending my mormon church resignation eyyyy yooooo i forgot they hold your records Forever

ask-jaghatai-khan:

iguanamouth:

kept getting requests for gryphons so heres a bunch of them At Once

“GIVE ME THE FIRST ONE!”

wiggitywackgabbie:

positive-memes:

“You did, and he loved it”

draw some fat elves you cowards you tepid fools

canageek:

shakespearescat:

jackthevulture:

sourcedumal:

only-half-human:

bace-jeleren:

zeldafan42:

steffydoodles:

hattedhedgehog:

spiroandthelacktones:

draconym:

okay

yes good

Hope it’s not too late to join the elf pudge party

Did someone say fat elves…?

@bace-jeleren, have you seen these high quality elves yet?

I haven’t seen the third elf and let me say that this post just keeps getting better and better!

beep

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT FUCKING GOT BETTER YAAAAAAASSSS

I know next to nothing about elves nor have i ever drawn one but i couldnt resist

I like this. I like this a lot.

@dialmformara

bipolarmage:

varric: lives in a bar

isabela: has no home and apparently doesn’t bathe

fenris: didn’t bother cleaning the dead bodies out of his mansion

anders: lives in the fucking sewers

merrill: *in her spotless little home* “sorry for the mess”

timeforlupsopinion:

anonymousalchemist:

timeforlupsopinion:

almostvivian:

timeforlupsopinion:

teen angus doesn’t get to have a rebellious goth/emo/punk phase because his dad is death and so is his aunty and uncle and it just looks like he’s a fan

Pastel punk? Or all bright colors, as far from death colors as he can get?

but then merle is a bright coloured prep so now he just looks like he loves his uncle

cmon we already know how he rebels he gets fuckin ripped.

angus: *drinks one protein shake*
magnus: ! my son who loves me! ❤ let’s go play sports