me @ straight people: uhm just because i’m not straight doesn’t mean i am attracted to every girl lmao get over yourself smh
girl: hey
me: Sweet mother, I cannot weave slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl
*alien spaceship crash lands on earth*
human headline: UFO Discovered! Scientific Community Shocked! Governments in Disarray!
alien headline: FAIL! Idiot Pilot Doesn’t Know How to Park
whom else misses aradia megido on this monday morning
do you ever experience such excruciating and relentless pain that you reach the Nothing is Real, the Mind is a Construct pain threshold and can kill a man with your gay baby hands
Then, my friend, it is time to go to hospital because your uterus might literally have broken like mine did and you could have internal bleeding which will fuck you up for the next decade. Pls seek treatment if at all possible.
If you can’t, marijuana is a muscle relaxant and is very effective at killing the pain. Opiates such as tramadol and codeine are anti-spasmodics and can help. Some anti nausea drugs such as ondansetron are anti-spasmodics and can help. Diclofenac helps.
If one of the medications doesn’t work, keep trying others, all of the
painkillers I have listed do not interact with each other and can be
taken simultaneously.Really fricken hot heatpacks can help. For some people a silicone dildo which has been in the freezer then placed internally can help (watch out for frostbite, test by holding it in your mouth for a minute, then wash and insert.).
Please note that these will all treat the symptoms but will not save you from the bleeding, infection, scarring and adhesions endometriosis and cysts can cause. If you get a fever you must get antibiotics or you can die.
thanks for all the tips! It’s been getting worse over the past few years so I think it’s beyond simple cramps. I’ll keep an eye out for the medications you mentioned and see if those work
Formatting your ManuscriptIf you’re planning on one day turning your manuscript in to literary agents and publishing houses, you need to make sure it’s formatted correctly. In many cases, your manuscript will be skipped over if it isn’t done to industry standard, so here’s the basics that you’ll need if you don’t want to be ignored. Before I get started, please know that this is aimed specifically at fiction manuscripts. If you’re writing non-fiction or a memoir, the expectations will be different, so it would be wise to Google what you need.
The Basics
- Make sure your font is 12 point Times New Roman, Courier New, or Arial. These are the only three fonts you are allowed to pick from.
- Your spacing should be 1 inch on all sides of the text. This is the default on most word processors, but double check your settings just to be sure.
- Your text should be double spaced.
- All of your indentations must be a half inch. Do not press indent. Instead, drag over the top arrow on the ruler to have every new paragraph automatically indent.
The Title Page
- The top left-hand corner of your title page will have all your personal information. They want to see your name, address, phone number, e-mail address, the novel’s genre, and word count.
- Your novel’s title is allowed to be between 20-24 point font if you want. Bold is also an option, but not necessary.
- The title will appear halfway down the title page.
- “A novel by [your name]” will be about three quarters of the way down the page.
The Next Pages
- If you have a dedication, it will be on its own page.
- If you have some sort of verse or quote, those will also need their own pages.
- Do not include a page for acknowledgements.
The Chapters
- Chapter titles will be 12 point font. No bolding or italics.
- Chapters will start from one quarter to halfway down the page.
- An easy way to format chapter headings is to press enter five or six times
- Make sure you always start your chapters the same way every time.
- When you start a new chapter, make sure you use a page break to bump the new chapter onto a new page. This will keep it in place so that it will never budge, no matter how much you cut out or add to the previous chapter.
Page Numbers
- Page numbers will start with 1 on Chapter 1 of your manuscript. Page numbers will not appear on the title page or dedication page.
- Page 1 will be labeled in the footer of Chapter 1. It should be centered.
- Page 2 will be in the header of the next page.
- From page 2 onward, your headers will be labeled like this:
- If you insert a section break after the title and dedication pages, it will make it easier to insert the page numbers.
For the most part, this is the most important of what you’ll need to know for formatting your manuscript. I used this video as reference, so I’m trusting everything it says is true because it was made by an author who has several novels published, and because it was uploaded this year, it should be up to date.
But just remember, whenever you go to turn in a manuscript, make sure you check the website of the agent or publisher you’re trying to contact. They might have specifications that differ with the ones stated in this video, and you should always do whatever you can to abide by what they want.
Reblogging aggressively. Some publishers will throw your manuscript into the slush pile or, worse, the trash if you don’t follow their desired format. Spec fic publishers are especially strict about manuscript formatting.
Also reblogging aggressively.
Reblog to save a life
Scrivener (the writing program) gives you options to automatically format your manuscript this way when you compile it
barry: *loses his gf* omg kill me
barry: *finds his gf after 10 years* omg kill me
Here’s a hot take: villains should be relatable.
Not every villain, not every time, and certainly not to everyone at once, but there should be moments. We should, occasionally, be able to see ourselves in the bad guys, be able to understand how they got there.
Because it reminds us not to fucking go there.
Antis who get upset about villains having relatable qualities (often couched as being “romanticized” or “woobified”) are people who cannot bear to ever think of themselves as having the capability of being wrong.
Every human alive is capable of being a horrible person. Relatable villains remind us to keep an eye on that shit.
spending 100 dollars on your cat is gay culture
griffin to his sarcastic, witty older brother: how would you like help with your magic school?
griffin to his goofy, lovable dad: do you want to lead a small beach community?
griffin to his sensitive, emotional middle brother: hey trav, how does your character fucking die
Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language






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