Land of Sweetness and Light

everyone look at my dumb baby playing with her favorite toy: garbage and food

Why they do they call it a booby trap…I ain’t see not ONE titty when I fell into that spike pit

It’s really depressing how Labor Day has gone from “give laborers a day off” to “give white collar office workers and executives a day off but make retail laborers work so that executives can get a latte on their day off”

megbiediger:

igglooaustralia:

No this is not a Renaissance painting. Just Nicki Minaj slaying a white carpet

No joke I even see the golden spiral

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shining-latios:

shining-latios:

Did anyone else when they were younger have that mildly uncomfortable moment where they found out that traffic lights aren’t small?

LIKE they look so small from the ground but then you see them up close aND..

SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE SERIOUSLY ALMOST AS BIG AS I AM AND IT MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO THINK ABOUT

organasrey:

organasrey:

they’re probably already planning a sequel-sequel trilogy… how many star wars saga films are there gonna be ?? is it gonna be like 2080 and we’re all crawling out of our nursing homes to see disneys new release of anakin’s great-great-great grandkids fucking up

just to be clear im Not complaining my 90 yr old wrinkly ass would 100% be there for that

nannycanes:

showerthoughtsofficial:

I’m 100% convinced that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra tupperware lid.

This explains so much

dunflower:

dunflower:

imaginethedarkerside:

dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.

this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think it’s some profound observation but it’s actually about my mother not singing along to fergalicious in the car bc she was mad at me..

this post got over one million notes and it’s still about fergalicious