equius:

rukaryx:

samuraioctopus:

samuraioctopus:

tfw i know exactly who’s mrp this is. its been like this since wotlk

tldr;

The skinny man walks with swag.  Even though he looks sickly, he totally isn’t
yo.

He has a staff with a skull on it. He wears a head cover,
which means he is a Priest in Silvermoon.

He’s so ~*~mysterious*~*~*~ ((fuk off preps!!!)), but his friends say nice things about
him.

((Conceited manbabies only))

That is the most violently purple prose I’ve ever read, It’s just so….fucking……unnecessary……..

this is the best thing

jedifinnrey:

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children.