theonlylivingboyinnewyork:

theonlylivingboyinnewyork:

pokemontrainerpav:

theonlylivingboyinnewyork:

Being in a room with straight people talking about straight things is so exhausting.

What the hell are ‘straight things’?

Marriages and mortgages and families and opposite sex attraction talk and talking about sex openly without being made to feel like you are making people uncomfortable and hearing straight people talk about how hard dating is for them and hearing straight people talk about how they are such victims and their lives are shit when what this really means is they aren’t married at age 22 and sexist crap that drives me crazy like traditional weddings and how great religion is and how the world is so lovely and kind and great because people don’t know what it’s like to be a minority and how straight people are like “this person is so lovely” when you know they are homophobic or listening to straight people say things are “gay” or talk about people who dress unconventionally (ie. men who wear dresses) as being weird or doing impressions of gay people or asking “why don’t you have a boyfriend?” judgementally as if it is just that easy or getting annoyed at you when you complain about how hard your life is because it’s easy for them cause they are straight and wouldn’t know the first thing about it or having to come out to people all the time cause they just assume you’re straight and getting weird looks like “tmi” or “you don’t look gay” or “I don’t care what you do in the bedroom” or having to hear straight people talk about really cute straight couples or really great romantic films or books about straight people or just watching people live super conventional lives and do really sexist old fashioned things just because no one is brave enough to question or think about anything… and worst of all knowing that if you were to say or talk about anything gay everyone would get uncomfortable and not join in on the conversation and wish you had said nothing… and then people will be like “you hardly said anything”, “you’re so quiet”, “you don’t talk much”, “are you shy”, “you’re boring”.

No bitch I’m gay and I don’t relate to nor am I really interested in any of the shit that you have been yelling to my face for the last hour.

Reblog with other “straight things”.

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cryptfly:

ms-nuit-noir:

hermionematilda:

thehappyhooker:

femme-with-cherries:

tomfordvelvetorchid:

Bitch?what the fuc

Where do I get that?

If someone finds out please share!

it’s called the Vamp Stamp https://www.instagram.com/the_vampstamp/

👁👁 😵 😶 😓

I just signed up for the newsletter so I know when it goes on sale.

From their facebook

“Did you know that The Vamp Stamp was created by the cofounder of beautyblender? It was also created out of a special need: our celebrity Makeup Artist founder, Veronica, lost the use of her hands due to a benign cervical spinal cord tumor and could no longer do makeup in the traditional way. This solution is made with love and strength for anyone who needs a little extra support accomplishing complicated makeup looks, for ANY
reason. Don’t let anyone – or anything – take your Vamp away.”

So it was created as a kind of accessibility device. I am so happy.

(Source: https://www.instagram.com/)

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

metalslugx:

mighty-mighty-apple-x:

gaming-motorcycle:

metalslugx:

I’ve been thinking about how awful this tweet is all day

“Now the game makes it easier for everyone to play without forcing people to memorize every possible type matchup in the game”

can you imagine being the kind of tool who complains about a game for kids being easy

“Hi I’m a gamer in my mid to late 20’s who complains when a series aimed at children 10 and below is much easier than my huge adult mind™ can handle”

I actually support this feature.