I arrive at the Hotel California

sawkinator:

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

I CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

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ananbeth:

akumastrife:

xekstrin:

darklydreaminggirl:

no masters or kings, when the ritual begins.
there is no sweeter innocence,
than our gentle sin.

DRAGS HANDS DOWN FACE?!?!!?!

SHE DIDN’T CHANGE THE PRONOUNS

animar-smol-of-elephants:

jennyhoelzer:

depression meals

handfuls of dry cereal

can of v8

a sleeve of saltines

chef boyardee and other microwaveable children’s food

bag of chips

a protein drink

quesadilla

oatmeal

I also use Mac and Cheese

17fmoon:

he was talking about when you’re a little kid but i relate to this as a college student

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summitice:

chiesatonakas:

this is over a year overdue but here you will find MBMBaM’s completely PG advertisement for extreme restraints, an extremely non-PG online sex shop. its the funniest six and a half minutes that podcasting has ever produced

“hey, you know how sometimes when you turn into a werewolf, people chain you up in the basement? well, what if only your privates turned into a werewolf? have you thought about that undereserved portion of the population?”

hero-of-kvatch:

Delphine: okay so we want you to kill Paarthurnax, we don’t trust him

Dragonborn:

achilles: when I die, mingle our ashes together so that we may be together for eternity
historians: f is for friends who do stuff together

Talking with writers online

queer-punk:

alwaysboth:

elexuscal:

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

#listen #listen do u know how much braining it takes to make the words go? #it is a lot #it’s like wearing fancy clothes all day #and then when you’re at home and comfy #u just put on ur pj’s ( @feynites)

@tortillapunx