smollestfox:

skyrim loading screen tip: you can block with your weapons!
me, running headfirst into battle and blocking absolutely nothing: go fuck yourself

also skyrim loading screen: you can cook food that heals you more than raw ingredients!
me, shoveling uncooked leeks down my throat: fascinating

on a scale from 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with cats?

hannibals-souffle:

fantasticcatadventures:

a catrillion!!

This is the cutest reply to an ask I have ever seen.

pekkapo:

@verat @tklastasis

dumbpolice:

Clod It

Or alternatively: Peridot: A Summary.

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disgustinganimals:

catfunk:

Thursday. So much like Monday.

Sorry. I only accept multiple cats at the same time if they’re drift compatible. Out of luck, dudes.

pondwitch:

asking your friends about their kinks

nb-ash-tree:

shittyidea:

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Jokes on you I read Homestuck

actualdragonageconfessions:

I think Cassandra’s most attractive feature is that she looks like she could snap me in half.

sasukeapologist:

you would think that shorter hair means less horrendous bedhead but im here to confirm that shorter hair means you wake up looking like a low budget render of sasuke uchiha