itsthighnoon:

gabriel reyes

  • makes dead guy puns
  • pulls pranks on his friends
  • adopted mccree
  • has zero filter and will bluntly tell his son his outfit is ridiculous
  • conclusion: he is dad

jack morrison

  • “bACK IN MY DAY WE’D HAVE THIS PAYLOAD DELIVERED ALREADY”
  • “feeling… SPRY”
  • “im not a young man anymore”
  • has a grumpy halloween spray 
  • conclusion: not actually dad—he is cranky grandpa