MY SON
A lil’ comic I made with dialogue taken from episode 6 of The Adventure Zone.
I’m sorta in this situation where I WANT to make comics, but I never have a good idea for them, so I did this just to flex my comic muscles again. I’m gonna try to do 1-2 page comics like this from each arc, so hopefully I’ll follow through with that. *crosses fingers*
Alternate names for Overwatch ults
Reaper: Edgy Beyblade
Soldier76: Legal Aimbot
Pharah: Please shoot me I can’t move
Genji: Cause of PTSD for Mercy Mains
Sombra: Please take advantage of thi – oh nevermind.
McCree: My watch is stuck and I can’t fix it
Tracer: The Gay Bomb the Straights warned you about
Mei: Frozen x Saw crossover
Junkrat: You didn’t use your turn signal but who cares
Bastion: World of Tanks
Widowmaker: Hide and Seek but with guns
Torbjörn: POTG made by Ikea
Hanzo: Credit to Zarya
Reinhardt: Chronic Back Pain for days
D.Va: Blizzard nerfed her but can’t Nerf This
Zarya: POTG enabler
Winston: Harambe goes wild
Roadhog: Killed by Trash.jpg
Mercy: You thought it was a Team Kill but there was me, Mercy!
Lucio: Some like it dropped
Ana: Metadefiner
Zenyatta: Yoga Class Instructor goes on speed
Symmetra: Gee Symmetra how come Blizzard lets you have two Ultimates
my son
Things overheard in the music building:
“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”
“Because fuck you that’s why.”“I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”
“Dude you should eat your lunch.”
“I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.”“I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”
“Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”
“I’m thinking about dropping music history.”
“But why, don’t you need that class?”
“Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.”“So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.”
“SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.”
“I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”
“If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”
“Theres no way a tuba can fit in that tiny ass locker.”
“Not with that attitude.”~somebody accidentally slams the piano keys with the backpack~
“Same.”“It’s just simple stomps and claps.”
“I’m a SINGER. If I could stomp and clap don’t you think I’d be SOMETHING ELSE?!”“It’s a simple repetition.”
“You’re a simple repetition.”
“Shut the fuck up.”Me (drunk in a practice room at 3am because I wanted to see how it felt to play trombone when I can’t feel my face. Also, I’m slamming the piano keys with my forearms): FUCK YOU I’M HENRY COWELL
“I think the actors have been shortcutting through here again; I smell booze”
“what the fuck even is 5/4?″
“Mission: The Impossible Theme”“radio feedback is absolutely a valid instrument”
“spoken like a composition major”“Help my fist is stuck in the tuba!”
And my personal favourite:
-Awful noise-
“What was that!?”
“My hopes and dreams of making it in the industry.”@caithes-blossom relatable
*in full operatic soprano, vibrato turned up to maximum*
“APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, JEANS!
BOOTS WITH THE FUR, WITH THE FUUUUURR!!!!!”
am I gay enough yet
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