she hungers
While You Were Being Heterosexual, I Studied The Blade
after months I have finally procured one of the coveted hammocks they have in the campus lounge and the straights are heterosexualing in the one next to me
how could this happen to me
petition to bring back Chuck Norris jokes, but with Leliana instead
“Leliana met a Pride demon once. Now it’s a Humility spirit”
“Leliana doesn’t sleep. She waits”
“The Maker stays away from Thedas because he heard Leliana was pissed at him”
“When a Terror demon goes to sleep, it checks under its bed for Leliana”
“A giant poisonous spider once bit Leliana. Days of agony later, the spider died”
“Leliana doesn’t read books. They confess their contents to her”
Leliana died during the quest to retrieve the Sacred Ashes, death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell her yet.
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