when they run across the house at full speed for no reason
when they sneak up on u and start sniffing u and their whiskers tickle u
when u close the door to keep them out of ur room and they stick their paws under the door
the little butt wiggle before they pounce on something
their tiny sneezes
when u put a bag or a towel on their head and they start walking backwards
the thing they do with their ears when they hear a loud noise
• small meows • BIGmeows! • rolling with the paws up and looking right at you because they know you will die of cute • when they sit near you and just purr because they love to be near you and are happy • little kitty tennis noises when they are trying to catch a fly or the toy on a stick
dancing and trilling while you make their breakfast
that thing where they wanna look out the window but the blinds are down so they stick their head past them with their body sticking out
waking up with kitty snoozing on your feet
falling asleep to the mattress gently moving while kitty grooms themselves
that thing where they’re in a stalky mood and you twiddle your fingers at them and they stick exactly half their face out of hiding to look at you.
when they natter at things out the window
solemn joyous paw flexing
that sound they make when they notice you that you’re pretty sure is your name in cat language
When they pause in the middle of grooming between their hind legs and stare at you with one leg up in the air like, ‘wat’
getting scent marked. you are theirs now!
gallump gallumph gallumph gallumph
This is perfect
when they bunt their foreheads against yours
when the tap you to let you know they want to be pet
Slow blinking to let you know they love you
rough kitty tongues when they think you need to be groomed
little wet paw prints after they drink
Me: Griffin McElroy is an amazing dm and storyteller
Griffin: and… It just… Things just… You go very, very… Boys, you go very fast. You go very very fast.
rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted
it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant
You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy
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