please listen to this kitten I met today
TRANSCRIPT:
Kitten: BEEPBEepbeepbeepbeepbeep.
People: *surprised and delighted laughter*
when the enemy Lúcio goes for the environmental kills
Name a more iconic duo than the CW and queerbaiting. I’ll wait.
- CW and racism
- CW and man pain
- CW and unnecessary romance
- CW and shock value pointless deaths
- CW and promos of people just standing there with their hair blown with no connection to their show or its content whatsoever
- CW and recasting their guest stars in all their shows
I’m going to be blunt with you Mr. Car Salesman, may I call you Mr. Car Salesman? I don’t care how fast it goes, or how many horse souls you encased in the engine, I only care about the horn. Now please stop talking so I can hear this bad boy beep.
I’m on mobile so the picture isn’t loading but if it’s not griffin McElroy I’m gonna be disappointed
someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?
me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything
alright but why use alpha and omega or nobles and peasants when you can just
do straight up classes
“YOU’RE NOT DATING A ROGUE! THIS IS A FAMILY OF TANKS AND HEALERS ONLY!”
“I’m sorry ma’am but it seems your baby is a… hunter”
“how could this happen i did everything right”
“are you sure your husband isnt…. dual classing behind your back?”
*sobbing*
“YOU’RE A WIZARD YOU CAN’T DATE A BARBARIAN THATS JUST UNNATURAL! THINK ABOUT YOUR STAT DISTRIBUTION!”
“look you’re my friend and i cant just sit around and see you mingle with a… subclass”
“the holy codex says clerics and paladins not clerics and necromancers, jeffrey.”
“he’s a third edition druid his buffs last for like 10 minute cindy, its not worth it”
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