Land of Sweetness and Light

man daylight savings doesn’t even affect me anymore I’m just in this constant state of exhaustion. i’ve probably slept like two whole hours in the past four years and you think I’m gonna care about losing an hour??? think again u fucks time cannot hurt me

gyarurun:

jughell:

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

nyiro:

When your hardware is obsolete, it’s time to upgrade.

eva-420:

eva-420:

i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside

update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of the old flowerbeds

sandandglass:

Mark Normand on The Late Show, August 5, 2016

woonyoung:

Dino work out, summer is coming…………..

pinesollux:

when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

c-is-for-circinate:

wtfarraki:

thatsacooldragon:

I always approve of ladies having a chill time with dragons. Who needs to be a damsel in distress?

artist unknown

Art source:
Dragon Resting Its Head On The Lap Of A Woman – R. Leinweber (1912)

I love this picture because the body language (human and draconic) reminds me so much of when the dog decides she really, really needs to be at least half in my lap while I’m chilling with my computer.

Like, the dragon is all I adore you so much please pet behind my ears please and the lady is just sigh fine you always do this and I was going to get up for a glass of water but I guess I kind of love you too.