pokemon’s original sin was introducing trade evolutions and thus forcing me to put my trust in another human being
today’s uncalled for and slightly weird thought
bluetooth is a valid warrior cat’s name
i wasn’t allowed to take him as a tip for delivering this guy pizza and I made him sad
i mean he’s not a good guard dog he doesn’t bark he just wiggles
when ur mutuals are mutual with each other
pro: squad
con: i saw this post like 18 times today
normal people: thats an orange cat
warrior cat fans: that is a ginger tabby cat with yellow-green eyes. his warrior name would probably be firefang and he has a destiny to save the forest.
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
This is…so super precious…
I feel like this post was written by an alien observing humans
Mom’s potato staring at me across the room
this dog looks exactly like what renaissance era painters thought dogs looked like
Today the White House justified taking away free school breakfast and lunch because there’s no proof they help kids’ performance in school. As if feeding hungry children is not a reward in of itself. I just can’t imagine being that fucking evil
Good old “pro life family values”
They… they actually… took their lunch money. Every kid in the US. Their lunch money! They are literally stereotypical bullies.
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as if i WASN’T going to do something like this. it’s 5am
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