Land of Sweetness and Light

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal

10 year old me: who are you
me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck

alrightanakin:

James Potter is the guy who was kind of a dick when he got to high school but cleaned up his act by junior year and went on to become a human rights lawyer with the ACLU because he knew he could make more of a difference fighting for what’s right instead of getting into schoolyard brawls

Severus Snape is the guy who thinks that just because you’ve been friends for years you’ll eventually have sex with him and then after you drop him like a hot potato because hes been spending too much time on 4chan and reddit and started hanging out with guys who make racist and sexist remarks and then say “it’s just a joke!!” only for him to call you a slur in front of the whole school he joins a white supremacist group with his new buds and starts harassing women and minorities online and then in public and then is arrested for planning to shoot up a women’s college only to get off because he’s a white guy and now he teachers at your old high school

xsoldier:

venividilol:

This makes me very happy =)

The left one is Robin Wright, who played Princess Buttercup in “the Princess Bride”, one of my favourite movies as a child. I didn’t recognise her

(for reference to when I reblogged this earlier without this lovely comment)

binoctis:

you laugh but this was the plot of full metal alchemist

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

morbidmanatee:

saltyshinysylveon:

marylikesstuff:

Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?

But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”

And then proceeded to

pour honey all over himself

to lead the bees away

and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?

A+ dad right there.

say what you will about his being a villain but he’s probably the best-written villain out there.

I want him to be my Evil Science Dad

the-ice-castle:

Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*
Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house!
Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities*
Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY’RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!