Millennials: *treats self to a nice lunch*
Baby boomers: If you would stop wasting so much money on non-necessities then you’d be able to buy your own house!
Millennials: *doesn’t spend money on non-necessities*
Baby boomers: WHY AREN’T MILLENNIALS BUYING FABRIC SOFTENER? OR DIAMONDS? THEY’RE KILLING THE PAPER NAPKIN INDUSTRY! MILLENNIALS ARE SO CHEAP!