pumpkinfishes:

reasons why Jackson Galaxy is literally the greatest guy:

• he genuinely loves these cats man oh my god
• just listen to him talk about his days working in the shelter
• he takes cat scratches like a boss
• he is the most patient ever with people who are incredibly clueless and/or just IDIOTS oh my god
• “cat guardians”
• when things go right he cries happy tears he is legitimately so happy for every cat
• he drives a pink convertible okay
• and carries a guitar case full of cat goodies
• his name is jackson galaxy

roseperfume:

clearance that isn’t under like $15 is an abomination and doesn’t have the right to even call itself clearance

roundandtalented:

So it turns out most chickens are smarter than kids under the age of 4????? (DailyMail)
I showed this video to Haley and we were like ?? wtf they understood rabbit

behavior

? and their cues? And policed them??? and that kind of lead to us discussing how smart chickens were SO. YEAH. COOL. I LOVE CHICKENS

computationalcalculator:

shitmygaywifesays:

-You are the cause of all entropy.

-I don’t know how, but I’m going to blame you for all my problems.

-Life on this earth is brief.

-What do you think about the plight of the Jewish people, Miss Kitty?

-You have to ask yourself, Miss Kitty, would your rather be comforted by a lie or strengthened by the truth?

-You occupy a very small space in a very large world, but your conscience is ever the umbrella. You also have a cute kitty butt.

– (after the cat ate a ribbon and threw it up) You wanted to be beautiful on the inside, didn’t you?

-You understand that life is meaningless and we must take pleasure where we can. And for you that is on this blue blanket.

-I will fight you in hell upon a mound of bones, Miss Kitty.

-You are a single bead in the string of lives that I hold together.

-You can get used to a certain kind of poison, Miss Kitty

-Sometimes that little light escapes the darkness of your heart, and then you cage it again.

– I… am SO PROUD to have a cat that would murder her children.

       -(justifying it) Come on! She’d be a terrible mother!

– We can’t be equals until you get a job, you goddamn freeloader.

– You and your eight nipples are shit.

– You have just enough common sense to not piss on your tail, Miss Kitty.

@lakesandquarries

gluten-free-pussy:

Depression Humour is such an age specific thing like i was walking down the street and narrowly avoided getting hit by a speeding car and a middle aged woman said “You could’ve died just now!” and i said “yeah if only.” and she just stared at me in shock. Like yes i hate being alive but I’m going to get these jokes in before i permanently clock out of my shift

madseason:

I’m just gonna come out and say it: it freaks me out when people draw mermaids with knees