Listen Shouto Todoroki had all the makings to be the suave dark mysterious popular solemn brooding character and I appreciate every single day how it turns out he’s literally just awkward.
I’m dead serious. It’s very easy to misinterpret him all cool and collected and smooth especially given his overwhelming power and his emotional distance but once he softens to people and does start trying to interact honestly you realize he’s just /bad at it/ and you look back and realize all his stoic intimidating silences were 100% just awkward silences and his solemn emotionless collected face was just doing a good job of hiding his internal monologue of “oh…people are talking. I should talk to? I don’t really know. I never had friends. Um. Hmm. No, I’ve got nothing. I’m just gonna stare down and not say much. That’s probably fine. I think this is how socializing works. Yes.”
do you ever associate the word “girlfriend” with wlw so much that you forget straight boys have girlfriends
Wait what?
Straight men have WHAT NOW
Things I have said while playing Dragon Age: Inquisition so far, as recorded by my flatmate
– You can’t stop me, I can jump wherever I want
– Well that was rude
– Hey boys
– Oh shit, fuck
– Fucking shades I hate you
– Please someone stop me from burning to death that would be marvellous
– Oh fuck goddamn
– Why are there so many damn shades I really fucking hate shades
– What are we doing kids?? Are we all dying like i am??
– If I die then we’ll know we did the wrong thing
– Why are you Welsh?? You’re a bloody elf that doesn’t make any sense!
– Shut the fuck up you sexy dwarf
– Fucking Welsh elves, telling me what to do
– (Manic laughter, strawberry lace dangling out of mouth)
– Sorry I made you jump off a tower
– Yes let’s kill them all (giggles) dead. Death death death.
More things I have said while playing DA:I: Fallow Mire Edition
– Bastarding marsh zombies (sings) I’ll kill you all with fire, and then who will be laughing, IT WILL BE ME
– Oh great a walking bastard
– (Sings) I don’t want to do this at all, there are so many, this sucks ass
– Ok we’re gonna try a new tactic boys, we’re gonna run like the blazes
– Well done boys, we got through that by running blindly
– Eugh there are so many zombies and I can’t be bothered to fight them all (sings) even though she would win, let’s face it, she is the best
– OH SHIT I FELL IN THE MARSH
– (Sings) let’s just run, zombies can’t run, their legs are dead (pause) OH SHIT WAIT THEY CAN
– Got him, now he’s double dead
– Oh good, here come the zombies, (sings) DO DO DO DOOOOO
– I’m going to be honest with you bubs, I need to play AT LEAST 7 more hours of dragon age today
– Oh good, a RAGE demon (sings) just to shake things up a little bit
– (Sings) everyone come down and help me please, cause I am fucking dying
– OH MY GOD LET ME BURN THEM
– Why are you guys fighting from here, when I’m down in a fucking pit?! …fucking morons
– Why the PISS am I on fire?!
Final update because this has got out of hand but I also can’t shut my mouth while playing
ahh solus you fool, i can play you like a fiddle
(chants) cut scene cut scene CUT SCENE CUT SCENE
fuck you solus i didn’t invite you
I WANT TO FIGHT THE DEMONS (…) wait do I?
(sings) In the mountain, the scary mountain, the dwarves are getting dressed… what are they wearing, they look so cool, and i want to look my best
Look at his stupid hat! …i love him
why yes i WILL loot your body
LETS. GO. THERE’S A FUCKING DRAGON LADS.
is selling pickles in movie theaters really just a Texas thing ?? like…. I can’t imagine going to a movie and NOT getting a pickle like… WHAT!!
what the fuck is going on in texas
A Wizard Did It
((Context: My character, a Tiefling, is trying to sneak down the corridor at our party wizard Miana’s guild, somewhere she shouldn’t be and doesn’t want to be recognized.))
NPC: Oh, hey Miana! Why…. is there a demon stood next to you?
Me (OOC): Shit. I’m gonna roll to convince her that I’m just an illusion.
Roll: *8*
Me, halfheartedly: I’m an illusion, created by a wizard.
NPC: Uh… huh. Not a very convincing one.
Miana: Oh, um, yeah. I’m working on it, it’s still a bit rough around the edges.
Miana (OOC): I’m going to cast Minor Illusion to make the Tiefling look shimmery and poorly-rendered.
GM: Okay, that’ll let you roll your Deception again.
Roll: *18*
Me, motioning emphatically at Miana: I’m an illusion, created by a wizard!
NPC: Ohhhh, now I get it. It definitely needs more work – can you make it say anything else?
Me, shaking my head sadly: I’m an illusion, created by a wizard.
Me (OOC): Looks like she’s buying it! I’d like to roll to escape down this corridor while moving as if I’m a poorly-animated illusion…
Roll: *natural 20*
GM: Wow. You jerk, slide, and T-pose your way along the hall. When you get to the adjar doorway, you sidle through it so quickly and smoothly that onlookers are convinced that you clipped through it.
I have never known any opponents because I’ve always made a mess of them, yo.
Practicing portrait techniques with Friday, and this is 100% her character theme.
Oh my god. I can’t remember- I can’t remember where I put my keys. Taako, you have to kill me. I’ll remember if I’m a lich- You have to kill me!
Barry Bluejeans, probably
ok bullet points for my long mercy rant:
- stop getting mad at mercy for doing her job holy shit
- don’t be fucking greedy if ur like tracer or winston or whatever hero that is meant to be targeting healers and ur mad that mercy hid and rezzed the enemy team??? maybe go and prioritize her like ur supposed to
- it’s easy to play mercy
- it’s hard to be a good mercy
- Team! Based! Game! hold urself accountable if u lose bro
- it’s just a game and ur not a pro so just like…… Let It Go
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