Anakin: I have had years of training from the Jedi Order
Luke: I trained… for like 3 days with an out-of-practice old dude
Rey: What’s this fuckin glowstick lol
remember when the completely accepted and honestly logical explanation as to why the boys could resist the thrall of the relics was because they were stupid


Dog names: Spot, Bella, Bailey, Charlie, Daisy
Cat names: Princess, Whiskers, Tony, Tiger, Missy
Horse names: Infinite Sleep, Can Do Without Moving, Thirty Giant Children, The Void Is Among The Spirit Realm, Aaaaaaaaaawesome Man

ESTHER QUEK – EXCELLENT SINGAPOREAN ALERT
Yaaaaaaasssssss!
😍😍😍😍
magnus: im gonna fight the power bear!!
lucretia to herself: he’ll grow out of this
over: 100 years later
magnus: i ate one of the grand relics!!
lucretia: phases through her desk
















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