depression after years of having it isn’t even sadness it’s just being exhausted and being allowed one (1) emotion a week and sometimes your brain is like “die” and you’re like “shut up brad”
just my onion here but i think the lotr movies are very good but its next to impossible to watch them completely seriously as your primary activity at that moment. you either have to be watching while doing something else or while like making jokes about it with a friend/friends or its the most mind bogglingly slow experience you will ever have. im not saying it cant be done but most of the time its just not realistic. and dont even get me started on the extended fucking ultra omega directors cut exclusive bonus samwise frodo fuck scene enhanced edition that nerds will try to bully you into watching
chell doesn’t talk because the portal games are rated teen and e10 and her internal monologue is just the navy seal copypasta on loop forever
Hey sinners
Y’all deserve to know which layer of Hell you’re going to
Take the Dante’s Inferno test here and tag your results so we can find out who sins the hardest
Level 3
Update: level 2 😜
level 8 🤧
guess who fainted at the local pizza hut????? it meeeeeeee
write the backstory of your url
Do you ever just think about what your mom saw in your dad cause you’ve known this man your entire life and you’re just not seeing any redeeming personality traits
special times for cat people
when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face
when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing
when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror
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