biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

foreverravenclaw:

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’

i can never go to my local taco bell ever again

i roll on up, hot and sweaty and seeking sweet baja refreshment and some shitty dorito tacos and the creepy greaseboy running the front till was like

hey is that a homestuck shirt

i was wearing my nepeta flavored leo shirt and oh boy howdy i cannot respect this lean beanbag of a man that says it was  pity homestuck ended because i appreciate homestuck but it was time for that to die