someone call 911 Guillermo del Toro personally broke into my home, ripped my still beating heart from my chest, gave it a gentle smooch and a pat and put it back, leaving the way he came.
i hope the mcelroys never stop laughing at absolutely everything
this is the most pure hearted video ive ever seen
Putting this on loop is so dangerous I haven’t seen my family in weeks.
blessed video
my skin is clear & my crops are watered
Reblogging this again because every time I watch it, I forget that tumblr’s video system just loops the video when it ends so I watched this for like 10 minutes
Let’s be honest here. If you think Dorian of House Pavus, certified nerd and provocateur, wouldn’t use his extensive mastery of elemental magic to light his middle fingers on fire as he left a room backwards just to add that perfect, elegantly understated touch of drama, we can’t be friends.
tolkien’s/peter jackson’s elves are literally the most extra creatures ever. galadriel gets in a swan boat just for the aesthetic. arwen has at least three beds for dramatically moping. the elves have a whole land of immortality where they go when they just can’t even deal anymore. don’t even get me started on thranduil.
Don’t forget that if they lose a loved one they just fade out of existence from grief.
They take their oaths and promises so literally they will curse themselves to a life of misery and pain until it is fulfilled (which it never is).
Will commit genocide and kill their own family over some pretty rocks.
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