The Stages of Not Leaving Your Apartment.
why are weddings so expensive i just want to smooch my fiancee so she evolves into my wife and she needs the prettiest dress for this
The older I get the less I put up with JKR
“Slytherins didn’t participate in the battle of Hogwarts bc they’d be fighting family” Do you have ANY idea of how much I’d fucking LOVE to fight some ppl in my own goddamn fucking family forget the goddamn wand I’m gonna punch my homophobic racist uncles in the throat à la muggle
reblog if you’re def the kind of person who
- says “cool beans”
- does finger guns
- says “coolio”
- “my guy”
- “my dude”
- ironically said “get rekt scrub” and now can’t stop
- “ayyeee”
- makes a lot of weird faces
DO ANY OF YOUR REALIZE WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS LUCY LIU, DRESSED UP AS WATSON, SHE PLAYS A FEMALE JOHN WATSON, BUT SHE IS DRESSED IN A TOP HATTED 1800s JOHN WATSON, WITH A CANE, THAT SHE CAN PROBABLY BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH,
You hear me complaining? 😀
i was not prepared
I still was not prepared.
i remember reading this book as a kid where this super rad girl was on adventures and along the way she met like this wicked awesome dragon (that i think was the Queen Dragon??) and i can really tell my priorities as a kid because she came to this beautiful village where everyone was happy and in it she found an artifact of some description that would give her information vital to her quest but only if she sacrificed what was most precious to her
and tiny child me was petrified that she was going to lose Queen Dragon and i fuckin loved that dragon and was like aw dunk there goes the coolest character but the artifact told her lol you can’t live in the village and i was just
wtf??? how did you not value your sicknasty dragon friend more you tiny cretin
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