I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television
Okami HD will be available on December 12, 2017 in both digital and physical formats for
$19.99 / £15.99 / €19.99
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The original game, released to critical and consumer acclaim in 2006, was hailed as one of the most beautiful games ever created, and this latest release with its renowned Sumi-e ink art style is now even more breath-taking as the graphics have been updated to take advantage of modern high resolutions. Okami HD will be compatible with Xbox One X and PS4 Pro whilst featuring stunning 4K graphics on Xbox One X, PS4 Pro and supported PC hardware.
In Okami HD players take on the role of Amaterasu, the Japanese sun goddess who inhabits the form of a legendary white wolf Shiranui on a quest to defeat Orochi, an eight-headed demon and tyrannical monster responsible for turning the world into a ruined wasteland. Players must use Amaterasu’s magical abilities and arsenal of items, attacks and Celestial Brush techniques to restore the land of Nippon to its previous glory full of life and colour. Along the way, Amaterasu will be called upon to help a cast of quirky and intriguing characters and defeat a bevy of brutal enemies to rid the land of Orochi’s curse.
Players will be able to choose between playing in a modern widescreen format or the original 2007 release’s 4:3 ratio. Interactive loading game screens from the original game are also included, allowing players to earn bonus demon fangs which can be traded for in-game items.
anyway my favourite alternia headcanon will forever be that the trolls got their names from whatever noises their lusus makes and then when theyre six sweeps they have to register with whatever name theyve managed to get out of various types of roaring, screeching, hissing, etc
everyone knows that kids w divorced parents can have a rlly tough childhood but honestly let’s take a moment and consider the kids who’s parents never got divorced yet kept fighting and arguing every day… sometimes divorce is for the best option, both for partners and especially their kids
My mom says we can never understand what it’s like to grow up with one parent but we have always told her conversely she doesn’t know what it’s like to grow up with two parents who are physically and emotionally abusive towards each other
Divorce is not the worst thing that can happen to your marriage and it’s definitely not the worst thing that can happen to your kids.
When my parents were getting divorced I was so relieved. My dad was abusive to me and my mom and I was so glad to be getting away from him. But every single person I talked to was like, “Oh, your parents are getting divorced, that’s so awful, I’m so sorry!” and every time I was like “Dude are you serious I am ELATED that they are finally getting divorced.”
But the reason my mom stayed married to him for so long was because everyone was always saying how divorce is awful for the kids and it ruins their childhoods and such. It was only when she realized that by staying married to him, she was actually allowing him to continue harming us did she finally decide to get us all out.
Basically, if you are a parent and you really want to get a divorce but you’re afraid of what will happen to your kids… please just fucking do it. Staying in a harmful marriage will be so much worse for them than having two parents who live apart.
Slamming the reblog button because HOLY SHIT do I wish my parents had split with each other.
i dont understand why dva lucio tracer or any of the other younger ow charas would be the ones who know memes from like 2016/2017 its 60 years in the future if anything ana reinhardt torb solider and reaper would be the meme loving fucks?? saying old people sayings like “git gud” and the rest of them are like “that shit is so old?? get w/ the times”
rein: AH, YOU YOUTHS WOULD HAVE MUCH MORE FIGHTING SPIRIT IF YOU HAD BOFA!
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