Land of Sweetness and Light

my cat is truly the purest of souls she just plays with a single piece of string for twenty minutes. does she know the state of the economy. no. she just knows string.

weirdmageddon:

i projected my unconditional support and love for xefros onto joey i hope she can make him less miserable

sirsmithcup:

I don’t get why everyone in the taz seems confused how protection magic specializing Lucretia outlived Magnus “Watch-Me-Eat-This-Rock” Burnsides.

http://snarkmodeactivate.tumblr.com/post/165403719951/audio_player_iframe/snarkmodeactivate/tumblr_onna7vryam1retf73?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fsnarkmodeactivate%2F165403719951%2Ftumblr_onna7vryam1retf73

astrobstrd:

Mashup of the Wonderland theme from The Suffering Game and Run Away With Me by Carly Rae. (Made by Jonathan Biegen)

God this goes so fucking hard

anarchetypal:

this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:

“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”

thewouldbeswedish:

When the Hero of Ferelden heads into the deep roads

this morning my half awake brain saw the warning label about microwaves on a poptart wrapper and said “false. this isn’t real foil, it’s a wrapper” and so i proceeded to nearly burn my house down with five seconds of poptart pandemonium in the radiation box

brood-mother:

gaining approval in da2: careful consideration of each dialogue response, micromanaging you party because some characters literally can’t be taken out together without losing approval, the eternal struggle of Getting Carver To Love You Back

gaining approval in dai: i stood on a hill and watched a bear fighting darkspawn on the storm coast and blackwall slightly approved three times

cosplayer-m:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

this movie is so good

and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

THIS MOVIE

DON’T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY DICK VAN DYKE

OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum)

OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH

roachpatrol:

hey i just fuckin realized, ok, dumbledore knew the curse on the DADA position was a thing, he was there when riddle cast it and anyway i feel like if you’re headmaster for fifty years or whatever you notice when every teacher you hire for a specific position has some kind of ironic tragedy ruin their shit by the end of the year, every year, for fifty years. and also dumbledore never let snape take the position cuz he wanted him to stick around. he knew what was going on!!! so ok so what i realized is dumbledore hired remus ‘actual cinnabon’ lupin anyway for the cursed DADA position that fucks your shit up in nine months or less, the year the ministry sicced dementors on hogwarts because remus’s old bff was loose from wizard jail. like. dumbledore what the fuck. ‘hey that sweet and loyal guy who can’t catch a break and got most of his life ruined serving me already– i’m gonna put him in this position of getting the rest of his life ruined. like. for reasons! haha ten points to dumbledore!’

i don’t think dumbledore was much of a chessmaster at all?? i think he was just a huge dick.