Land of Sweetness and Light

This convo killed me

~~(i know he was under the balcony ruble as this was happening shush)~~

aspidelaps:

flygex-eatin-on-softies:

I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so….

mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day

lmaonade:

god i dumped the mouthwash in the cap and then when i went to put it in my mouth my body was like “ur doing a shot” and i just let the mouthwash slide down my throat

god electroswing is so good

glitz-addams:

variste:

terpsikeraunos:

anyone else read a paragraph of academic prose and then stare at it blankly with no idea what you just read because it’s so clogged with jargon

this is an academia call out post and i’m here for it

airyairyquitecontrary:

mituna:

honestly monty python and the holy grail is just a dnd session w/ really uncooperative players and a dm who worked really hard on a campaign but gave up halfway through

FINE the POLICE arrive and ARREST EVERYBODY go home.

glitterysouldinosaur:

1995 Gay Olympics sketch from the mid-1990s Australian comedy show Big Girls Blouse.

doctorharleenquinzell:

ive-been-mistreated:

the shape of water

http://snarkmodeactivate.tumblr.com/post/165419660674/audio_player_iframe/snarkmodeactivate/tumblr_ow6ye0AtR91tkj3mg?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ow6ye0AtR91tkj3mgo1.mp3

toastyhat:

americanbeautiies:

“Meeerrrrrle fffuckin’ Highchurch – you, my dear friend, care to take a guess?”

kravitz’s early eps are a god send but also he gets real fucking mad and its lowkey hilarious

– @gayrapunzel

wholove:

I can’t believe Hozier left his nest to come spread the good word of the avocado fueled millennial uprising with us.