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enderoid:

mote-of-ash:

theenglishmanwithallthebananas:

largishcat:

kaijuno:

gunshyghosts:

I got a circle doorknob fuck w/ me robot bitch

he’s a good polite boy who opens doors for his friends!!! stop hating!!

cowards i’mm sleep BETTER knowing these good robot friends are on their way

what fuckin chump sees a robot dog open the door for its pal and is scared by these compassionate and caring robros

as soon as the other one appeared i just screamed “LOOK AT THESE BOYS”

god i am so looking forward to when i get into this field

if my professor presents us with another reading about sappho, the doting housewife, i am going to YELL

snapchat trying to autofocus my blurry photos for me like

nah listen here i take these blurry pictures for the AESTHETIC and i don’t need your SASS about the way i make drunken plans with friends

tilthat:

TIL Cheddar cheese is naturally lactose free; due to the natural process of making aged cheese, liquid whey separated from the milk is removed, and is why many aged cheeses contain little to no lactose (Cheddar, Asiago, Parm, Swiss, and more)

via reddit.com

being a delivery driver in a college town on a rainy friday night which also happens to be 4/20 is at least the fifth circle of hell

finni-b:

“I don’t care about dumb weed jokes,” I said naively, before I saw this

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

wow my dm is kind of an ass

he just fucked two of us over without giving us a fucking chance to roll for drama

like. we bought items at a shop

and didn’t tell us what they did or anything, didn’t let us roll for it.

instantly cursed my character to turn into a mannequin and our lawful good paladin was possessed and killed two people, and was forced to kill my puppet form, therefore killing me. he didn’t let us fucking resist. he didn’t give us a chance.

i know I shouldn’t be pissed and it’s just a game but it completely ruined the game for both of us because we have no say and didn’t have a chance to contribute

if it was cursed fine!!! let us roll for it!

don’t just fuck us over

I don’t want to be babied, but I do want to be respected

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

y’all remember boromir? that wild son of a gun loved

he lo

sorry i’m crying he loved

pip and merry and he gave his life for them

Boss: You’re fired.
McCree: *turns in gun and badge*
Boss: You’re a waiter where did you get those.