Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.
When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like
“I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.”
I love how in the recall short tracer answers the recall immediately. like immediately. do the recall messages just get sent to their personal phones? has tracer just been waiting by her Overwatch Emergency Phone for years waiting for winston to ask her to become a vigilante? I love tracer
Actually she and Winston chat all the time, they have brunch every Sunday, she doesn’t even know it’s for vigilante work when she answers she just thinks it’s time for their weekly nip to the pub
“oi lov ready for our bi-monthly the last unicorn viewing??”
“I actually need you to break multiple international laws with me”
The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.
From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away
Land of Sweetness and Light 
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