THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!

friend: i never knew u were gay

me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason

the-macra:

murrkrow:

wlw tumblr why are demons hot

we’ve been exposed to queercoded villains since childhood, causing us to associate strongly with villainous and evil women; furthermore, because we fear we are being predatory towards women we are afraid of approaching girls and thus the concept of an aggressive woman is attractive because we don’t have to start the relationship

Lost Scene from DA2:

Hawke, disheveled, kicking down the door of the Hanged Man suite, shouting excitedly: VARRIC, I HAD SEX.
Varric, drinks already poured, quill above the parchment, shirt unreasonably open: Tell me everything.

shinylitleo:

I love the Overwatch League.

astralaces:

i love how the old shows on pbs kids were really subtle in the lessons they taught you like a whole episode would pass and you’d learn to be nice and value friendships or whatever but cyberchase just straight up bitch slapped you with math

fleamontpotter:

there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this

The 3 stages of a cat yawn

askfordoodles:

Stage 1: cute tiny “O”-mouth.

Stage 2: sticky the tongue out real far

Stage 3: ENtirE FacE SPLItS opEn LiKE a lOVecRAFTIAn hoRROR, REvEALInG aN eNDLESS pIT of poiNts ANd blaDES oH GOD

stabilizedinsanity:

the-writers-ramblings:

solthree:

“From what I’ve seen, your funny little happy-go-lucky little life leaves devastation in its wake. Always moving on because you dare not look back. Playing with so many people’s lives, you might as well be a god. And you’re right, Doctor. You’re absolutely right. Sometimes… you let one go.”

#ahhh #you see this is my dark doctor #not eleven who is afraid of his capacity for darkness and the sucking; tidal loneliness within him that could swallow worlds #not ten whose darkness was all rage and mania—the cold-burning anger that condemned the family of blood or threatened to rip time #because he was Time Lord Victorious and it was his right #but nine #glorious nine #who is so comfortable with dealing out death that he thinks nothing of it; you cannot flinch from what you are #nine can smile and lightly talk about sparing one life; maybe two; because the dead of the time war slide off the scale and what is one more #world compared to that? #he is so steeped in horror it has become mundane for him (the first horror is the horror; the second is accepting it) #nine who emerged from the Time War the only colossus in a universe of ants #but rather than choosing to crush them beneath his heel because what is one more world? #he happens to be kind #because if you happen to be kind enough; if you choose not to step and snuff out their tiny lives enough times #maybe you can work your way back to being a good man #a fool’s errand #but a good fool #doctor who (notbecauseofvictories)

In short, don’t skip nine.

thatpettyblackgirl:

sick 👏 leave 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 health 👏 issue

It’s an American problem. Sometimes it’s also management running on tight budgets and they will make you come in or find someone to work for you… Even in states where that’s illegal, the employees don’t know their rights. There’re people fired for “attendance” issues over this exact thing.