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two characters who have Seen Some Shit, the first time they Do It: identify and kiss each other’s scars in order to affirm the fact that they are here now together and Still Alive
me every time:
Person: God, I hate fake people.
Me, a bundle of straw tied into a vaguely human shape: Shit, are they talking about me…?
Drunk history except I get absolutely piss-faced and try to explain the plot of Assassin’s Creed
so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all
WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO
it is the chosen one
it must be the main character in the anime
It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.
“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”
Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up
at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny
then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier
LGBT
Large knives
Gorgeous knives
Blades
TWO knives
humaine holidays according to cat
february 14: forbidden chocolotes & chomp flower day
march 12: food is 1 hour late day
april 1: forbidden chocolotes day no. 2
july 4: hide under bed night
octobor 31: forbidden chocolotes & doorbell night
november 5: food is 1 hour early day
november 22: pls give turkey im dyinge day
december 25: box & paper day
december 31: hide under bed night no. 2
forbidden pocky
straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.
gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one 🙂
lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years
Land of Sweetness and Light 
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