roachpatrol:

pumpkin-bread:

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

• go bump in the night
• scratches at your door
• alarming noises
• “where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”
• you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 
• turn back and THERE IT IS

• one of nature’s most efficient killing machines
• will prove this by bringing you corpses
• every single game they play is just a variant of ‘kill the thing’
• cuter than our own babies

thesymbolofpeace:

thesymbolofpeace:

men that annoy women to the point of anger and screaming and then laugh because they think its funny are uh fucking demons

do you know how many stupid fucking responses ive had to see on this post? do you know how many? just be quiet

tearzah:

things that are important to me

• ocs
• my friends ocs
• oc aus
• oc aus with my and my friends ocs

tinybeep:

me, begging on my knees, sobbing, voice raw, whispering quietly: please dear god let me enjoy something in moderation

brain: OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

kisu-no-hi:

kisu-no-hi:

Carver: I’m a templar and you’re a blood mage Merrill but mmmh maybe we could hang out? Like together? Just the two of us?

Bethany: So Sebastian, I’m a mage and you’re 100% supportive of the Chantry but -dreamy sigh- here you are…

Garrett: I’VE HEARD YOU HATED MAGES? I HAPPEN TO BE A MAGE! ……………………… LOVE ME FENRIS

sonnyslimjim:

It’s a good day to remember that I had a triceratops plushie for the majority of my childhood named Horny and my parents did nothing