taz – Page 2 – Land of Sweetness and Light

det-ect-ive:

magnus: im gonna fight the power bear!!
lucretia to herself: he’ll grow out of this
over: 100 years later
magnus: i ate one of the grand relics!!
lucretia: phases through her desk

Oh my god. I can’t remember- I can’t remember where I put my keys. Taako, you have to kill me. I’ll remember if I’m a lich- You have to kill me!

Barry Bluejeans, probably

queenerdloser:

lup in the umbrastaff: sorry merle and every other wizard, i need taako and i won’t accept anyone else using me to cast spells–

angus: is this okay sir?????

lup: ….except that little man

I snap the Umbra Staff over my knee

the precise moment the entire taz fandom collectively lost it (via somekh)

insertdisc5:

davenport?

Uh guys? Court’s in session.

Barry Bluejeans WITH AN UNDERRATED ONE LINER AM I RIGHT??? (via spidertuxedo)

autistic-angus:

iknikblackstonevarrick:

i for one am disappointed griffin has not kept up barry’s original habit from his first appearance of saying ‘my name is barry bluejeans’ after every single sentence like some kind of forum singature

hey sorry to be a Bummer but i just realized when barry was doing that he was in like a new vessel and was probably dealing with at least a little bit of Davenport Syndrome™

majjale:

spacedogreincarnate:

taako still has that fucking sack from istus that’s going to give him whatever he needs most when he needs it the most. what the FUCK IS IT, GRIFFIN MCELROY

its the final showdown when taako reaches in and pulls out a sister