snarky speaks – Page 7 – Land of Sweetness and Light

I want horse friend back

this april fool’s, i prank myself by pretending i am a functional adult with seratonin and a bake a cake from scratch with homemade chocolate frosting

so my tiefling rogue through a series of events got turned into a medusa as we are about to fight some

my rogue is absolutely going to try and seduce these medusas

she is… a sedusa

sometimes the world is cruel and unfair and everything weighs down on you

and sometimes you remember past you bought future you boston cream toaster strudels for such an occasion and everything is a little okay

hhhhhhhHHhhh i was climbing out of the debt hole a little bit, and then i went to the dentist’s today and apparently i need a root canal :^)

so lately i’ve been p much exclusively mobile because my laptop’s been acting up, and i noticed i was on tumblr a lot less because people didn’t seem to be posting. i don’t know if it’s because of the time of the week or day but i’ve gone 60 pages deep into my dash and i literally checked it on mobile three hours ago and was happening across old posts. i know i have best stuff first disabled, i double checked that, so i don’t know what the fucky’s up with that shit. so. i’m loading the queue the fuck up because i keep happening across fun shit that i never would have seen if i hadn’t gone to tumblr on my desktop on a whim while youtube started buffering

@staff fix your shit; has anyone else noticed this happening so i can edit if I’m just having a fever dream?

new overwatch mode: drunkerwatch; every time you die in mystery heroes you must drink, finish ur drink if you still manage to win

i blame the overwatch league for the return of jingle jangles

i know, i know, he’s the perfect bard and i love him very much

guys i’m so excited to play dnd my tiefling pirate is a raging alcoholic, flaming bisexual, candlenights celebrating, rough and rowdy hot mess who loves kids and Money and i love her very much

so I’m in a starting dnd group and my very generous dm said my pirate rogue tiefling could get a pet if I rolled high enough

nat 20

well, okay fine, he said, roll a d4 and that will determine how cool of a pet you get

rolled a 4

so my character now has a grimalkin named moral compass