the other day my coworkers had to explain to my other coworker that i was gay, after me being very explicitly and flamboyantly homosexual for a solid year in that establishment

his response?

“i thought she was just some kind of feminist”

lov that disassociation feel where the world moves at 9000 fps and so everything is too real and too sharp and you just clip through the side of the pizza hut dumpster through sheer confusion at existence

the SLC pride parade was great y’all
this very sweet rei saw me taking pictures and posed, I really wished I could’ve gotta. a better shot of azula, and there were some sweet flips done by some very scantily clad men

it was… so good

razia’s shadow… is good

pls listen it’s a delightful album exclusive musical

the exit and things are looking up are the best

PSA: never buy rimworld

you will hyperfixate. you will spend 200+ hours on it in a ludicrously short amount of time. just don’t.

save yourself

i break every cat i’ve owned

i don’t mean i’m cruel or mean

i play with them. and this breaks them

because once they play with me, they refuse to play with anybody else. this happened with my mom’s two cats and my current cats

they see me with a teaser toy? hot DAMN they’re all over that. they’re doing backflips and shit. running all over the house home and dragracing into corners so hard they’re leaving skidmarks on the tile

anyone else grabs a toy? eh. i’d rather nap

audiencecat:

snarkmodeactivate:

don’t have weights at home? use a cat

one cat is patient enough for ten reps over the head, five if they see the other cat eating food

I have done this.

my record of reps is 17 with treats afterwards. they are learning

griffin fuckin mcelroy how dare you mention survivor on wonderful and reawaken an ancient flame now i have to watch all of survivor again

love those dirty rowdy kids

don’t have weights at home? use a cat

one cat is patient enough for ten reps over the head, five if they see the other cat eating food

Rice Krispies as the Most Aesthetically Pleasing Snack: Discuss

Taste: Mellow and sweet, but not overly so
Texture: Pleasantly chewy and just enough crunch to avoid the mush factor.
Feel: Pulls apart nicely, not too sticky or crumbly
Mess: Discussed above. Only messy if ground into carpet.
Preparation: Minimal effort, but enough arm churning you felt you Did Something