i would, and did, die for chahut

so i didn’t go outside for two days and they tore down the fucking burger king

power move: sticking your headphones into the aux port of a car, bonus points if it’s not your car

I’m having a lot of fun with the Love Nikki character shit, so if any of you have suggestions for characters from anywhere then I’d love to try! Feminine characters are preferred considering the model is female by default, but I can always try to emulate clothing

simple gay that can’t aim straight aims for the sake of this highlight intro

callout post for my wife

drinks all the milk and only leaves a thimblefull for me, the wife she loves

SHE’S LACTOSE INTOLERANT

HEY I’M MARRIED NOW AND I HAVE A TINY WIFE!!!!!!

how she sleep

today i tried on and successfully walked in six inch heels and i saw the lesbian just jump out of my fiance and ascend to the heavens in a pillar of gay light

man i wish i wasn’t easily seduced by servers asking me enthusiastically and politely if i would like chicken in my pasta or an extra shot of espresso because bitch you KNOW i want that shit what do you meeeAAAAN I GOTTA PAY EXTRA DAMN U PAST ME