snarky speaks – Page 3 – Land of Sweetness and Light

INSANIQUARIUM PORT ON ANDROID STORE!!!!! ONLY ONE DOLLAR!!! IT’S CALLED POCKET AQUARIUM

not a sponsored post I just saw my childhood and screamed

why do people gotta reblog a vent post from like. two years ago. why you do this. what would compel you to do this. i get wanting to scroll someone’s entire blog but why do you feel like tHATS the content you want to uplift your blog

I JUST WROTE 1K WORDS IN AN HOUR EVERYONE BE PROUD OF ME AAAAA!

got myself a snack of RAW GARLIC smashed up and mixed with olive oil and some spices… i had done such a clever thing my WIFE was not home so i would not be heckled

she came up two minutes after i finished stuffing my face with my garlicky toast. the house was garlic. my breath was garlic. sink? garlic. cats? not garlic, but still stinky

i am a sham

okay but the youtube channel Binging with Babbish is SO FUCKING SOOTHING with his voice and him just cooking away in his fancy kitchen making delicious famous food

shsjfkshs I need more xfiles on my dash HELP

listen xfiles I know you’re trying to play off the Spooky Big Bug Phobia but you can’t just shower a bunch of happy little hissing cockroaches on a corpse and expect me to take you seriously

my coworker thinks he can be rude to my wife and get away with it

incorrect!!!!!

I’m an angry little lesbian!! aaaaaaaaaa!!!!

my mom’s cats are here !!

they were talking about makeup, I called the emperor a straight man, and this happens