I got fallout 4 on sale and I plan on making my own final pam
Tag: snarky speaks
listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff
instead of salting the roads this year they should just ask a bunch of millenials how they feel about baby boomers and student debt
sometimes it’s nice to have an affectionate cat
but if we ever get burgled then she will willingly go with the burglar because any person that enters the home is just another person to love

a dumb child
do you ever eat something and hear all your cavities crying out in agony
me: plays game for three hours
game: hello it is crash time
me: how about i never play this game ever again
i was trying to watch a video of my cat purring but I couldn’t hear it because my cat was purring too loudly next to me
me when someone asks to sit next to me: yeah sure that’s totally fine!!
me when someone sits next to me without asking permission: you come into my house, on the day of my daughter’s wedding,
please see kubo and the two strings I have the emotional range of a teaspoon and was sobbing for about a quarter of the run time
everyone look at my dumb baby playing with her favorite toy: garbage and food
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