How to evolve a Koffing and a Weezing

Step one: Koffing
Step two: Cigarettes. A lot of cigarettes. Just fuckin. Stuff cigarettes down its gullet it’ll love you. Somewhere along the way rename it Aunt Sharon
Step three: There u go now your koffing is weezing. That’s definitely a second head.

so I’m a pizza delivery driver and ten people today complained today that their pizzas were lukewarm which normally I would apologize profusely for

but it’s 2 degrees outside so literally these pies are ice cubes the moment they touch the air as I’m handing them to the customers so these people need to pull the sticks out of their asses before I start seeing splinters when they speak

when cats do the mrrrrrp they always sound so concerned

Hello new people

So I’ve gotten a shitton of new followers because of my overwatch post that exploded– last count was over 6.5k notes, I should probably introduce myself to my about fifteen new followers.

I’m Snarky! I’m an awkward lesbean and I’m a senior at college and an English major. I post a whole smorgasbord of things, and I’m not as great at overwatch as y’all might think. I post some homestuck, Steven universe, and adventure zone, and also a lot of cats. Cats? So so good. I’ve got a kitten that will snuggle literally anything that does or doesn’t move and her name is Kiki. Everyone love her!!

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krankikaiti:

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listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff

i follow this person and it went through seven layers of reblog before reaching me

oh my god im cackling it came back to my dash now hOW DOES IT FEEL SNARKY HOW DOES IT FUCKIN FEEL

i’m dying squirtle

proper smoothie drink attire includes the fuzziest jacket that exists

it’s naptime in this cuddle puddle

a roadhog and I made a beautiful boy

according to my brother someone not devoting their entire lives to him is neglect and smacking him when I was ten and he was eight is physical abuse

I’d be laughing harder if I wasn’t so bitter

EDIT:

up yours, you little shitstink, i’ll keep being a super gay liberal sjw in my corner

sometimes i feel like my family is okay and maybe i was just an angsty teen

and then my brother texts me and proves himself to be an absolute scumlord as usual getting mad at my mom for being depressed and saying she’s only done the bare minimum to take care of us when she devoted her whole life to him

nbd