i heard the most heartwrenching agonized “NOOOOOO” i have ever heard in my life so I went over expecting the worst and saw my tiny girlfriend shaking over a bowl of sliced cucumber and lamenting the fact we were out of hot sauce

PSA for those without tattoos:

If someone has a new tattoo don’t fucking touch it or slap at it asking them if it hurts to gauge their pain or whatever macho bullshit you’re trying to pull. Because news flash, it probably WILL hurt because a tattoo is a goddamn open wound. Also, you might be dislodging scabs that are healing which leads to a loss of color, and new tattoo-ees have to be extremely vigilant about keeping their tattoos clean and moisturized because again, OPEN WOUND that is extremely vulnerable to infection.