can’t wait for my entire blog to get censored because I’m gay as fuck and love my fiancee and that’s evil

the uterus is the most homophobic organ

got my kitten a toy dolphin so she can practice teaching those squeaky bastards a lesson

my cat is making good progress and has learned “sit” and is getting good with “give me your paw” but half the time instead of lifting her paw or high fiving me she just headbutts my hand because she wants pets instead of the treat

How to summon a cat

Step one: stick out leggy
Step two: wait
Step three: ???
Step four: Cat rubs on feets; profit

a new hire at work tried to mansplain lord of the rings to me and i just quietly pulled up my sleeve to show him my eye of sauron tattoo and he shut the fuck up

after this i got accused of using an aimbot

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you know i do love playing overwatch but i do not love the users that use racial slurs over mic, harass me with sexist slurs, harass me with homophobic slurs, harass me for not having a mic, harass me for not healing them when they’re charging into danger and when i follow them i get killed, harass me for quietly trying to defend myself, harass me for not getting on the point when i’m a squishy goddamn healer, harass me and say it’s not their job to cover me, etc etc

be careful about playing with an Otto, level 1 with comp history, and Sam, level 9 with similar comp history, unless you’re into that sort of thing and in which case, please don’t follow me

a tiny hooligan

my cat needs to stop trying to get into the liquor cabinet she is!! a child!! only one year old!!!