snarky speaks – Page 16 – Land of Sweetness and Light

boxes that get put into other boxes are cardvored

my christian mother told me I shouldn’t worry when i told her sometimes i zone out and feel like my body and the world isn’t real because that’s the angel soul in me marveling at the mortal form

and as romantic as that sounds mother i was disassociating like, wicked hard

there is something strangely satisfying watching your whole team lose any ground they made in overwatch when u finally get downed and knowing that I DO THIS

look at these shitty suns taken with my sun protective lenses over my camera lenses
it was 93% totality but it was hard to tell because there was still some glare with the camera

absolutely

today i played like four games in a row with another D.VA main and we traded off being D.VA with each other every other game and we always won

just got POTG with D.VA three games in a row and some people i was in consecutive games with just shouted NERF SNARKY

it’s very hard to argue with your tattoo artist about when and how the Hobbit was published when he has a very sharp needle pressed against your flesh

my coworker tried to mansplain lord of the rings to me again the other day

“oh i only refer to mount doom as osgiliath because it’s more authentic did you know that it had another name”

“did you mean orodruin”

“what”

“osgiliath was the capital of gondor before plagues and sieges. orodruin is mount doom”

“sorry i’ve only seen the movies”

guess who fainted at the local pizza hut????? it meeeeeeee