LET JOEY SAY FUCK

Dammek, Probably

i pity my moirail *looks at smudged writing on hand* xerox, very much

xefros is an angel, joeys an angel, jude’s a lil bby angel, and dammek is a trash communist sollux and i love him very much

but have you considered:

fuck the coconut

why are weddings so expensive i just want to smooch my fiancee so she evolves into my wife and she needs the prettiest dress for this

i remember reading this book as a kid where this super rad girl was on adventures and along the way she met like this wicked awesome dragon (that i think was the Queen Dragon??) and i can really tell my priorities as a kid because she came to this beautiful village where everyone was happy and in it she found an artifact of some description that would give her information vital to her quest but only if she sacrificed what was most precious to her

and tiny child me was petrified that she was going to lose Queen Dragon and i fuckin loved that dragon and was like aw dunk there goes the coolest character but the artifact told her lol you can’t live in the village and i was just

wtf??? how did you not value your sicknasty dragon friend more you tiny cretin

found this in a YA novel I bought on amazon and I wonder what happened to shatter this friendship

i can never go to my local taco bell ever again

i roll on up, hot and sweaty and seeking sweet baja refreshment and some shitty dorito tacos and the creepy greaseboy running the front till was like

hey is that a homestuck shirt

i was wearing my nepeta flavored leo shirt and oh boy howdy i cannot respect this lean beanbag of a man that says it was pity homestuck ended because i appreciate homestuck but it was time for that to die

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