snarky speaks – Page 12 – Land of Sweetness and Light

i love dinosaurs but i can and will be bitter ft. my awkward ass in a shirt by @pangur-and-grim
there was a display with a feathered raptor but it was shadowy and hard to tell so get better san diego

i’m so used to walking to school i forgot my entire gosh damn car at the fuckin school

so my new kitten has the lovely combo of an eye infection and an upper respiratory infection, so his eye is horribly swollen and he’s wheezing like a lil smoker AND he’s got a fever

he’s on antibiotics and eye ointment and has to be syringe fed because he doesn’t want to touch food or water

the poor little guy just sleeps all the time, but hopefully he’ll get better soon

this kitten has known me for like a day and there’s already so much love in his heart

move im gay

they keep circling around my coffee tables. no hissing though unless zuko moves too fast!

it’s really strange that if i want a new cat i don’t have to ask permission i can just. have one.

my fiancee is so sweet she doesn’t even like overwatch but when she sees news about it she comes to me and is like LOOK AT THIS!!! because she is in tune with my interests i love her very much

applying to grad schools and asking for letters of recommendation more like

LOUD PROLONGED SCREAMING AND GNASHING OF TEETH

cats only play with the cheapest of toys to teach us the dangers of capitalism