snarky speaks – Page 11 – Land of Sweetness and Light

zuko has the sniffles but still has to purr

i’m ready for moira to smash a glass bottle over my gay little head, killing me instantly

ladies

shoutout to the couples whose cycles aligned but aligned Wrong so when one’s uterus is burning the entire house down the other’s ovulating

it’s November kiki put away those vampire fangs!

a happy young man

the only good part of the day!!! He’s happy and energetic and healthy and I love my little son

of all the days to wake up and puke up a lung it had to be the day I’m taking my GRE’s

nothing’s quite like walking into a gas station while fluorescently pink and buying cheap beer

i poured myself some good good frankenberries today and instead of putting milk in the bowl like a functioning member of society i wordlessly drank the milk right from the goddamn carton like some kind of hideous trashgoblin before putting the jug back from whence it came