overwatch – Land of Sweetness and Light

while the temptation as healer is great, maybe don’t yell PLEASE HELP when your computer wall is adjacent to the neighbor’s wall at 2am

simple gay that can’t aim straight aims for the sake of this highlight intro

hey listen buddy i don’t care if you want a fifth DPS or whatever i’m gay and i’ve never aimed straight in my life why the fuck do you think i’m playing support MY DUDE

playing a comp match and someone on their smurf account said that my callouts as mercy were on a much higher level than my SR reflected and complimented my heals 😀

hey genji? genji??? HEY GENJAMIN??? my name is MERCY not War Horse (2011) ft. Tom Hiddleston so STOP charging into the middle of a roiling war zone and whinging about heals to replace your -2 life bar you sunken

soufflé

new overwatch mode: drunkerwatch; every time you die in mystery heroes you must drink, finish ur drink if you still manage to win

nice work overwatch

sombra: where do you want this stealthy hack lacroix

widowmaker: ugh. how about i just shoot them

sombra: I SAID A STEALTHY HACK LACROIX

sometimes I think that i want to play competitive in overwatch and then I remembered I’m socially anxious as Fuck