it’s very hard to argue with your tattoo artist about when and how the Hobbit was published when he has a very sharp needle pressed against your flesh
Tag: lotr
my coworker tried to mansplain lord of the rings to me again the other day
“oh i only refer to mount doom as osgiliath because it’s more authentic did you know that it had another name”
“did you mean orodruin”
“what”
“osgiliath was the capital of gondor before plagues and sieges. orodruin is mount doom”
“sorry i’ve only seen the movies”
a new hire at work tried to mansplain lord of the rings to me and i just quietly pulled up my sleeve to show him my eye of sauron tattoo and he shut the fuck up
gueeeeeess who got a tattoo
Land of Sweetness and Light 
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