my cat is making good progress and has learned “sit” and is getting good with “give me your paw” but half the time instead of lifting her paw or high fiving me she just headbutts my hand because she wants pets instead of the treat

my kitten has learned that when there is a car noise outside, that means one of her mommas is home and she will be waiting by the door meowing and wiggling
however she also perks up and gets excited for every single other car, even if she is sleeping between both of us so there is no way that a momma has returned
there is a limited number of lesbians in this household, cat, you can’t just collect new moms like they’re Pokémon