The next perigee on the Reichenbach passed without incident. Despite his apprehension over TA’s namedrop, Eridan chalked it up to a lucky guess so he could sleep during the day. He’d mentioned admin duties before, and all high-ranking officials were announced publicly on the Imperial Network. That’s all it was– a lucky guess. Eridan played a few more poker games, some with TA and some without, and the other troll never made mention of the incident. Besides, TA had closed their private messages again, so asking anything in a private server would look suspicious.
Tag: eridan ampora
Event Two: Straight Flush
CA: if thats howw shits gotta be i get it
CA: i really do
CA: just lettin you knoww youre gonna regret this.
CA: and by the time you realize wwhat a fuckin mistake youvve made in pushin me awway
CA: ill be far beyond your reach– caligulasAquarium [CA] has left the memo! –
By this point in Eridan Ampora’s life, he knew space as lonely and fickle. He knew that the gaps between stars yawned millennia, and trolls at the top clawed and stabbed each other in the back at every opportunity. As a graduate of the Fleet Academy, Eridan knew this very well. What he hadn’t been prepared for was all the fucking paperwork.
SOLLUX: they 2aiid they took all the metal out of my pan but ii can’t 2hake the feeliing they’re watchiing and lii2teniing.
SOLLUX: my head hurt2 2o much FUCK
SOLLUX: look ii’m pretty 2ure ii mii22 half of them but they’re better off w/o thii2 walkiing liiabiiliity here.
SOLLUX: iit’2 not liike any of them came lookiing for me anyway.
ERIDAN: frankly speakin if you wwere talkin about any friends i made noww i
ERIDAN: wwell lets just say after them i hold evveryone at arms reach so i dont really consider anyone my friend
ERIDAN: but my creww and i get on easy enough
ERIDAN: captains got an awwful bad luck streak but the helmsman shakes is her matesprit so wwe managin officers all get together
ERIDAN: she evven upgraded his helmin right and all to this neww portable rig so he can be out an about wwhen not on designated helmsblock shifts. dowwnright charitable if you ask me
ERIDAN: then again she obvviously has motivvations
Interrogatormentors [Ask Blog]
Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. Your power scores dictated that becoming a helmsman was not a matter of if, but when. What you were not counting on was getting sniffed out and freed by the Interrogatormentors, the Empire’s shadowy squadron of interrogators, jailors, and executioners. All you need to do is get in, get your training, and get out. Nothing can go wrong. You’re too smart for that.
Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. No one expected you to get this far, least of all you. But here you are, smack dab in one of the highest ranking ships in the Fleet with the demanding role of Head Admin. All you want is to settle in, forget, and keep your ship flying. Nothing can go wrong with this. Nothing will go wrong with this.
Welcome to the Interrogatormentors, an ask blog with too much plot and some suffering children. The ask blog is OPEN, with both vlog style art responses and short, written replies.
Plot events will be held WEEKLY as time permits. Feel free to ask Sollux, Eridan about anything the world has to offer. Just be warned– Someone is watching, always, and may not take too kindly on anyone stepping on their toes.
everyone pls look at this my friend and i are doing a THING
You know what fanon I love that no one ever talks about but we all seem to be in silent agreement on?
When Eridan’s hair is unstyled it’s super curly. Any artist that wants to make him look wrecked defaults to “and here we see Eridan Ampora actually has a wild animal living on his head,” and I fucking adore that.
Land of Sweetness and Light 
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