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toastyhat:

americanbeautiies:

“Meeerrrrrle fffuckin’ Highchurch – you, my dear friend, care to take a guess?” 

kravitz’s early eps are a god send but also he gets real fucking mad and its lowkey hilarious

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– @gayrapunzel


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astrobstrd:

Mashup of the Wonderland theme from The Suffering Game and Run Away With Me by Carly Rae. (Made by Jonathan Biegen)

God this goes so fucking hard

anarchetypal:

this couple came through my lane today and one of the items they had was a very small but still functional piñata, like maybe six inches long and five inches tall, and i commented that it was adorable, and the couple sort of shuffled their feet and looked at the ground and then one of them looked at me and said the best thing i’ve heard in the month of may:

“we’re giving it to our cat. for his birthday. it’s in august. …we like to plan ahead.”

brood-mother:

gaining approval in da2: careful consideration of each dialogue response, micromanaging you party because some characters literally can’t be taken out together without losing approval, the eternal struggle of Getting Carver To Love You Back

gaining approval in dai: i stood on a hill and watched a bear fighting darkspawn on the storm coast and blackwall slightly approved three times

cosplayer-m:

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

DON’T FORGET THE QUIRKY AND FUNNY IMMORTAL VILLAIN SQUAD LED BY DICK VAN DYKE

OR THE EASTER ISLAND HEAD THAT LOVED BUBBLEGUM (or, as he called it, gum-gum)

OR THE FACT THAT THEIR HISTORICALLY-ACCURATE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH