captain-fanattic:

widow camped my translocator but missed her headshot when i appeared because she shot right over the top of me and then 2 seconds later they just

sweetsunsister:

• american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.
• catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.
• home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art. 
• probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers. 
•  i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.
• spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.
• five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.
•  five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster. 
• 1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally]. 
• plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand. 
• neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]
• girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept. 
• car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does. 
• goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.
• octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.
• tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.

playlist here

pangur-and-grim:

fractiousrvt:

pangur-and-grim:

oneneatcat:

pangur-and-grim:

oneneatcat:

pangur-and-grim:

every earth-dweller should gaze upon her (minimum) once

I feel like I should give her the Ring of Power- that’d be a good idea, right?

yes. give it now

Okay.  I hope this is a good idea.

t h a n k  y o u,,  f o o l

In place of the Dark Lord we have set up a Queen. And she is not
dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as
the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the
Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All
shall love her and despair!

y e a h, , p r e t t y  m u c h

vampiraptor:

Legal issues with the Tolkien Estate aside, you couldn’t remake LOTR anyway. Why? Because of the theme music. Yeah. Like what are you going to do? “Yes, we need a score that lives up to Howard Shore’s Lord of The Rings, or is at least cool enough to, y’know, do it’s own thing.” Like, you can’t. You just straight up can’t. Go ahead and remake Star Wars with different music why don’t you. You’re hearing the Fellowship theme in your head right now, aren’t you? You know you are. It’s that powerful. What can you do? Nothing. That’s it. That’s Lord of The Rings. Goodbye.